i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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I really like making out with guys whose mouth taste like beer.

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

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"See you play too much"

African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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